Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Souper


Does anyone know how to defrost a carton of Covent Garden soup?

I'm thinking that if i put it in the fridge, it will take weeks to defrost as it'll still be cold. But if I leave it out of the fridge, that it will defrost a little bit, and then instantly start sprouting the mould that the fate of the 'Best Before' label predicted, had I not cryogenically frozen him.

Or do I just put the soupy lolly in a saucepan?

(I don't have a microwave by the way, before you all get smart on me)

3 Comments:

At 12:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not strictly soup-related (though I suggest a blowtorch and some kind of system to distribute the heat over the surface of the carton) but I've just noticed that you describe yourself as 27 possibly going through a mid-life crisis. Crumbs - that's a bit pessimistic! I'm sure that you'll last longer than 54. Though possibly not if that soup gets defrosted and consumed - ISTR that that brand's (ALLEGEDLY) got loads of salt in it - beware! I'm quite proud of the way I returned to the soup and made the end of this post relevant again. BTW I put ALLEGEDLY in two sentences ago in case the Covent Garden Soup company reads this and sues both our asses for false claims of excessive saltiness.

 
At 4:17 PM, Blogger Purple Smoke said...

There's no 'ALLEGEDLY' about it - i just checked the salt content, and i'm surprised that they managed to fit any leeks or potatoes in there!

 
At 1:36 PM, Blogger Kelly & Christian said...

Place said frozen soup-brick (un-opened in it's papery overcoat) in a heatproof jug (Pyrex 2 pinter should do the trick) and stand it in the sink. Boil the kettle and fill up the jug to overflowing with the results of your boilage. Leave for 2 minutes - gingerly dipping a finger in the water or feeling the jug to see if your soup-cicle has cooled the water down. If so - drain the now cold water - shake the carton and repeat. After 3 or 4 cycles your soup should be nicely defrosted - at least liquid enough to pour the contents of the carton pan-wards and heating can commence (being sure to watch out for the possible massive splash of the still frozen iceberg in the centre).

 

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