Speed dating: The results

I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking, as I have left such a huge gap between writing about my speed dating experience and then writing about the results, that I must have been ticked by absolutely every woman there and have since spent all of my time going on dates, having mad passionate sex, visiting exotic locations with them, and eliminating them down one by one, a process so difficult that I have had to change my name and appearance, and woo them all back under another guise.

Well, you'd be wrong.

Actually, a couple of the minging ones gave me a tick and some of the foxy ones put me down as a potential 'friend' (which should be pronounced 'friiiiiend' i think, as it implies the "Yeahhh Riiiight"-edness of how likely it is that I'm going to bother meeting up with someone I already know I'm in the friiiiiend zone with).

There is still hope though, as one of the attractive girls still hasn't put her ticks up on the speed dating website. I assume that this because she has spent the past two months, having decided that she wants to spend the rest of her life with me, just tying up all the loose ends in her life, making the wedding plans, and drumming up the courage to give me a tick, knowing that it will change her life.

I'll keep you updated on how that goes.