Celebrations: An Analysis of Chocolate

Maltesers 'Teasers'
Clearly the best, and the only reason anyone buys Celebrations. Eat these before anyone sees, attempt to seal the tin again, and claim you got a duff batch. Anyone who calls them "Teasers" doesn't deserve them anyway.

Galaxy Caramel
Not bad, but you can't help thinking it's just the boring one tarted up.

Bounty
Surprisingly good. But not enough to convince you to buy a Bounty bar at any other time of year.

Mars
A trip back to the 80s. Feels healthy eating these thanks to the old rhyme.

Snickers
The sporty one.

Twix
Serve with a shot of tea.

Milky Way
The healthy one. Eat one while on a break from the others.

Galaxy
The last to go.