'Hands-free'

It's happened again! I just went to pee, and this time there was someone already at the urinal, talking on his mobile. This guy was obviously a seasoned pro, as he didn't need a bluetooth, hands-free headset. No, he had obviously mastered the phone/bone-holding combo the old fashioned way.

I was desperately trying to pee loudly/fart in the background, just to highlight to his caller how disgusting he was, but I couldn't manage it.

At least this particular pest got caught meat-handed, as I heard him laugh later on (still on the phone) and say "Yes, I'm washing my hands".

Does anyone have any suggestions as to what we should name these urinuisances?

Or any stories of your own personal experiences with these people? Perhaps from a 'Ladies Toilet' perspective?