Loo-tooth

I'm at work and just went to the loo. As I started to pee in one of the slightly-too-close-together urinals, another gentleman came in (whilst I was mid-stream) shouting loudly into his mobile on one of those annoying Bluetooth headsets. It sounded like a business call, and he just started peeing alongside me while he was still talking. Obviously I was unable to stop, given that it's a nigh-on impossible feat for a man to do so, and I wasn't happy about having my widdle transmitted through the airwaves.

As he zipped up and walked off (still on the phone) I heard him shout "I can tell you're anxious" to his colleague. No bloody wonder, I thought.