Things that have appeared on my doorstep - Part 1

As I live on a fairly main road, many people walk past my flat every day, and every now and again one of these people decides to leave a present for me on my doorstep (don't worry - none of them have ever been brown).
This is a picture of today's present. I have to admit, i got very excited when i saw it as I genuinely thought that the CD was meant for me. Even though this is unlikely on so many levels (no envelope being one of the major ones). I was disappointent to find that, when i picked it up, it was only half of the CD case. And whoever had left it, had forgotten to include the CD! Silly person!
Does anyone recognise it?
This is by no means the best present that has been left there. In the past I've seen a china teapot and a plastic bag full of balloon animals. The last one seemed especially sinister - like a mother balloon animal had decided that she couldn't care for her new born balloon babies alone and, with a balloon tear in her eye, had left them outside the hospital.
But as i'm not a hospital for baby balloon animals (which I hope i have now made clear with the notice on my front door), i left them there.
They were gone the next day.

3 Comments:
Dude, you should start a museum of these artefacts, a side project to the OTHER museum (not sure if you have made this public yet). i would visit! and leave a present on your doorstep on the way out!
Susie
i don't call you dude very often. i don't call anyone dude very often. i'm not sure why i said it.
Susie
It's Catatonia's 1999 album Equally Cursed & Blessed. Is there a prize? Isn't this XFM's xmas album cover competition?
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